telephone call joke .
**’Hello?’**
**’Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?’**
**’No, Daddy.**
**She’s upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Paul.’**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle
Paul.’**
**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in
the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.’**
Brief Pause.
**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want
you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and
shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy’s car just pulled into
the driveway.’**
**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the
phone.**
**’I did it, Daddy.’**
**’And what happened, honey?’ **
‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped
out of bed with
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POTENTIALITY AND REALITY
How many of us understood the real
meaning of Potentiality & Reality?
Not sure? Read this moral story and
enjoy yourself.
Youngest Son: “Tell me Daddy, what is
the difference between
“Potentiality” and “reality”?”
Dad: “I will show you”
Dad turns to his wife and asks her:
“Would you sleep with Robert Redford
for 1 million dollars”?