காதலித்துப்பார் -Kadhalithu Paar

உன்னைச் சுற்றி ஒளிவட்டம் தோன்றும் உலகம் அர்த்தப்படும் ராத்திரியின் நீளம் விளங்கும் உனக்கும் கவிதை வரும் கையெழுத்து அழகாகும் தபால்காரன் தெய்வமாவான் உன் பிம்பம் விழுந்தே கண்ணாடி உடையும் கண்ணிரண்டும் ஒளிகொள்ளும் காதலித்துப் பார் ------------------------------ தலையணை நனைப்பாய் மூன்றுமுறை பல்துலக்குவாய்…

telephone call joke .

**’Hello?’**

**’Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?’**

**’No, Daddy.**
**She’s upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Paul.’**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle
Paul.’**

**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in
the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.’**

Brief Pause.

**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want
you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and
shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy’s car just pulled into
the driveway.’**

**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the
phone.**

**’I did it, Daddy.’**

**’And what happened, honey?’ **

‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped
out of bed with

Sartaji Jokes – Funny!

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having
dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you
divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you
bastard”.

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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker
single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch
single”
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”

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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting
salary is o.k…….but? ?

An Angel Wrote – Friendship

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

To handle yourself, use your head.

To handle others, use your heart.

God Gives every bird it’s food, but He does not throw it into its nest.

A Box of gold

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With a secret inside

that has never been told

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This box is priceless

but