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Thinking out of the Box @ Jokes

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a
concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to
crack!

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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to
build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

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Q. If you had three apples and four
oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand,
what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with
one hand?

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Sartaji Jokes – Funny!

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having
dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you
divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you
bastard”.

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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker
single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch
single”
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”

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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting
salary is o.k…….but? ?

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iiMaGiiNe yOu aRe iiN tiiZ siiTuAtiiON – Jokes

You
have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground,a
candle is slowly burning the rope,

and the lion is waiting for you to
drop and be his lunch.Your
survival hinges on the rope staying
intact, there is no one

around to help you.

The
only possible way is to somehow
convince the

lion to BLOW the candle out.
How
do you do that?

Scroll down
for answer.. (click more)

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