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Tags: Actress, Aishwarya rai, beautiful, crown, Girls, miss world, pretty, stage show, super, video**’Hello?’**
**’Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?’**
**’No, Daddy.**
**She’s upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Paul.’**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle
Paul.’**
**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in
the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.’**
Brief Pause.
**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want
you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and
shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy’s car just pulled into
the driveway.’**
**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the
phone.**
**’I did it, Daddy.’**
**’And what happened, honey?’ **
‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped
out of bed with
To:
Question and the Answer given by
Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS
(Indian Administrative Services – THE
most difficult examination in
India. Candidates are graduate
Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a
concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having
dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you
divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you
bastard”.
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker
single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch
single”
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”
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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting
salary is o.k…….but? ?
Having a bit of positive thinking can
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Step 1: Take passionate action towards
living your life by design. Talk is
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passionately authentic future.
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Step 2: Commit to yourself to create
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Instead of reacting, commit to
