Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?” Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.” ****** “What did one ghost say to another?” “Do you believe in people?” ****** My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. ****** They call our […]
KUTTAPPA'S ROBOT
KUTTAPPA’S ROBOT One day Kuttappa’s dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Kuttappa returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, ‘Son why are you late from school’? Kuttappa answered, ‘Dad we had extra […]
POTENTIALITY AND REALITY
How many of us understood the real meaning of Potentiality & Reality? Not sure? Read this moral story and enjoy yourself. Youngest Son: “Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between “Potentiality” and “reality”?” Dad: “I will show you” Dad turns to his wife and asks her: “Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 […]
why did the chicken cross the road???
why did the chicken cross the road??? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. RONALD REAGAN: I forget. KARAM SINGH WALIA (TV3 News caster): Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan malah membuang najis di […]
Letter from Ah Beng to Ah Lian – Jokes
Jokes that i read… Dear Ah Lian, Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me,I am quiet find. You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain you look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo,hope you can wok properly. You know,Ah Kau Kia working in […]