Why? WHY? wHY?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still…
DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS
To:
Question and the Answer given by
Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS
(Indian Administrative Services – THE
most difficult examination in
India. Candidates are graduate
Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a
concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are
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Sartaji Jokes – Funny!
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having
dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you
divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you
bastard”.
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker
single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch
single”
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”
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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting
salary is o.k…….but? ?
iiMaGiiNe yOu aRe iiN tiiZ siiTuAtiiON – Jokes
You
have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground,a
candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to
drop and be his lunch.Your
survival hinges on the rope staying
intact, there is no one
around to help you.
The
only possible way is to somehow
convince the
lion to BLOW the candle out.
How
do you do that?
Scroll down
for answer.. (click more)
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Heart Attack – Jokes
"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu…
Jokes – for laugh
01 . Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum? Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum. 02 . One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept…
WhaT is a positive ATTITUDE ???
Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice" Son : "I will choose my own bride!" Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son…
NiCe JoKe…
One day, siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body. Siew Pau lost the fight…
McDonald's LOVE story
A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some…
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Computer WoMeN
INTERNET woman: Woman of difficult access. SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her. WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live…
Who is Sardarji? Jokes
A Sardarji..... # puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind. # gets stabbed in a shoot-out. # sends a fax with a postage stamp on…
Sardarji Jokes : funny
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard". *************************************** ******** Sardar at bar…
Annie Wan call to Sam Wan – Jokes
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)? Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)! Operator…
brand-new Porsche = $15 – jokes
A 16-year-old boy comes home with a brand-new Porsche one day. As you might expect, his parents freak out a little bit. "Where on Earth did you get that car?"…
Top 10 Answering Machine Messages – Nice
10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.…
Bunuh Diri (jokes)
Seorang pesakit mental cuba membunuh dirinya dengan terjun ke dalam sebuah sungai tetapi berjaya diselamatkan oleh seorang pesakit mental yang lain pula. Tidak lama kemudian pesakit yang menyelamatkan temannya itu…
Jokes – Part II = enjoy it.
Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards ! ********** Two days of powercut…