Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee […]
DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS
To: Question and the Answer given by Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services – THE most difficult examination in India. Candidates are graduate Officers now. Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are
Sartaji Jokes – Funny!
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”. Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says “Johny Walker single” Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single” Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ […]
iiMaGiiNe yOu aRe iiN tiiZ siiTuAtiiON – Jokes
You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground,a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. The only possible way is to […]
Heart Attack – Jokes
“Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni…… “Anna, Batu caves entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku […]
Jokes – for laugh
01 . Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum? Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum. 02 . One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why? Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film . 03 . Two Wheeler Thought ‘Hero honda’la hero pogalam But […]
jokes – new businessman
A young businessman had just started his ow n business. He’d rented a beautiful office and had it brilliantly decorated. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the young businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working a big deal. He was shouting […]
WhaT is a positive ATTITUDE ???
Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son : “I will choose my own bride!” Father : “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” Son : “Well, in that case…ok” Next – Father approaches Bill Gates. Father : “I have a husband for your daughter.” Bill Gates : “But my […]
NiCe JoKe…
One day, siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body. Siew Pau lost the fight and went back to tell all the paus family kaya pau, tau SA pau, curry pau, and etc. So together?.. all paus went to find […]
McDonald's LOVE story
A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald’s one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking: “Look, there is a couple who has been through a […]
Computer WoMeN
INTERNET woman: Woman of difficult access. SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her. WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER woman: […]
Who is Sardarji? Jokes
A Sardarji….. # puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind. # gets stabbed in a shoot-out. # sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. # tries to drown a fish in waters. # thinks socialism means partying. # trips over a cordless phone. # takes a ruler to […]
Jokes
Patient: Doctor, how can you say so firmly, without checking,that I need glasses? Doctor: Because, in spite of the door being open, you came in through the window… ………………………………… A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” He […]
Sardarji Jokes : funny
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”. Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”. *************************************** ******** Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says “Johny Walker single” Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single” Sardar says – “Baljith Singh […]
Annie Wan call to Sam Wan – Jokes
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)? Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)! Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this? Caller : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s […]
brand-new Porsche = $15 – jokes
A 16-year-old boy comes home with a brand-new Porsche one day. As you might expect, his parents freak out a little bit. “Where on Earth did you get that car?” demands his mother. “I bought it today,” the boy calmly replies “With what money?” his parents exclaim. “We know what a Porsche costs.” “With my […]
Top 10 Answering Machine Messages – Nice
10. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished. 9 . Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a tub, […]
Bunuh Diri (jokes)
Seorang pesakit mental cuba membunuh dirinya dengan terjun ke dalam sebuah sungai tetapi berjaya diselamatkan oleh seorang pesakit mental yang lain pula. Tidak lama kemudian pesakit yang menyelamatkan temannya itu dipanggil oleh doktor yang merawat mereka. Doktor: Hari ini saya ada dua berita baik untuk awak. satu berita baik, dan 1 lagi berita buruk. Pesakit […]
Jokes – Part II = enjoy it.
Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards ! ********** Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators. […]
Jokes
Wife: Honey….. What are you looking for? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?? Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date. ********** Q – What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U […]