Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a
concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to
crack!
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to
build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
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Q. If you had three apples and four
oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in the other hand,
what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with
one hand?
You told me that you loved me, you
told me that you always will.
Then one night as I sit home waiting
for you to call I heard that you
**’Hello?’**
**’Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?’**
**’No, Daddy.**
**She’s upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Paul.’**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle
Paul.’**
**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in
the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.’**
Brief Pause.
**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want
you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and
shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy’s car just pulled into
the driveway.’**
**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the
phone.**
**’I did it, Daddy.’**
**’And what happened, honey?’ **
‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped
out of bed with
To:
Question and the Answer given by
Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS
(Indian Administrative Services – THE
most difficult examination in
India. Candidates are graduate
Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a
concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are
Hi Friends.
Basically, this blog is all about places thats i see. My eye views will be presented as blogs to views of you all. Lets start…
This is Taman Sri Kijang. Located at beautiful city that so called Bukit Mertajam. This Taman was build around 1990’s. Such a beautiful Taman located besides Jalan Rozhan. Before its build, its believed that,
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having
dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you
divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you
bastard”.
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker
single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch
single”
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”
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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting
salary is o.k…….but? ?
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b4 u go to
sleep there is 1 person of the
opposite sex thinking of you. they
want 2 kiss u, they want 2 b with u,
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head.
To handle others, use your heart.
God Gives every bird it’s food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
A Box of gold
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With a secret inside
that has never been told
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This box is priceless
but
