Why Ladies today are still single?
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual
men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men, have No money.
6. The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men with money think
we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are
after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so
nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don’t think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful,
that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual,
are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first
move, automatically lose interest
in us when we take the initiative.
