99 secrets gIRLSs have to kn0e ab0ut guys

1. Guys don’t actually look after good-
looking girls. They prefer neat and
presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute,
and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t
understand you, it simply means you’re
not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have
you eaten already?” are the first
usual questions a guy asks on the
phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day
but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they
truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll
disregard all your bad
characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get
the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about
your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your
parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things
but they can’t. And they sure
have one habit to gain courage and
spirit to tell you many things and
it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don’t provoke(irritate) the guy to
heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too
much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the
girl who has dumped them, and
this makes it harder for them to
accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart,
there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message
like “You know what?!..uh…never
mind!” would make him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what you
are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch
their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when
courting but they usually stammer when
they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm”
or makes any excuses when you’re
asking him to do you a favor, he’s
actually saying that he doesn’t like
you and he can’t lay down the card for
you.

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears
it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you
really want before he gets the
message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money
for lunch just to get you a couple of
roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl
who likes him. But this doesn’t
mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless
you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you
once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips
scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’
weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about
themselves.

33. It’s good to test a guy first
before you believe him. But don’t
let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes
get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they
like even if they’re not that
much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your
boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up being
admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his
problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don’t need to give
advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the
guy likes you is when he teases
you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off
from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more
than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a
girl wants but would unluckily get the
wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about
anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that
girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really
matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with
their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer
during courtship, it would be
hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go
of his girlfriend after they
broke up especially when they’ve been
together for 3 years or more.

**51. You have to tell a guy what you
really want before getting
involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection,
because if he’s
too-good-never-been-busted, never been
in love and hurt, he won’t be matured
and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance
comes, guys blame themselves a lot
more than girls do. They could even
hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change
but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer
groups but become tamed pussycats with
their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm,
check if he’s sweating. You’ll
probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy
about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him
alone, he’s just actually
saying,”Please come and listen to me”

59. Guys don’t really have final
decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out
the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously,
listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or
silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such
thing as love at first sight,
but court the girls anyway and then
realize at the end that he is
wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not
feebleness.*

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch
harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the
girl likes him but can never be
sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over
video games and basketball, the way a
girl would do over her romance novels
and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or
bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their
moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you
can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything
about him. Use this to your
advantage.

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily
give up on the first sign of
rejection.

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy
without prejudice and you’ll be
surprised.***********

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de
perfumes do more repelling than
attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls
are especially when the topic
is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the
statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are
strange and have unpredictable
decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or
pretentious grin at your jokes, he
finds them offending and he just tried
to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny
their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about
girls but once they get to know
them,they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems
all by his own. He’s just too
stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when
a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the
knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy
usually keeps himself cool but is
already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his
looks, it shows he is not good at
fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either
he’s amazed of you or he’s
criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you
and he asks for a second chance,give
it to him. But when you catch him
again and he asks for another
chance,ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really
loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your
boy best friend always glances at u
and it obviously shows that he is
jealous whenever you’re with your
boyfriend, all I can say is your boy
best friend loves you more than your
boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not
from the romance books that girls read
and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really
hurt or in pain when he cries in
front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a
date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if
he doesn’t hear your voice even just
for one night, hang up. He also tells
that to another girl. He only flatters
you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has
good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a
guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’
things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful,
that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love
them if they are serious in your
relationships.