HARD-DISK woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS woman:Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can livewithout her.
EXCEL woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER woman: She is good for notjing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET woman: Difficult to access.
SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman: Also known as “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes,installs her
