Prince Charles & Sardarji were having
dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you
divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you
bastard”.
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says “Johny Walker
single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch
single”
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary
is o.k…….but??
how much is DRIVING salary…?
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Sardar’s theory : Moon is more impt
than
Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives
light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts
on
the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he
puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ” u
said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u
yesterday whole day in the post
office….
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ”
tamil therima??”
Sardar got mad, angrily replied….
“Hindi tera baap!!!”
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka
lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also
written…BC 1760!!!….
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post
detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job,
I will start investigating…….
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A sardar for an exam had studied only
one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the
exam the essay which came
was ‘FATHER’ .
he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY
FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF
FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME
ARE
FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL
with DIFFICULTY….
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state…..
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned,
looks
behind, ALL WERE SARDARS……
