One morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!
But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.
Gimme 2 reasons why u don’t want to go.
Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’
…Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.
Gimme two reasons why I should go to school.
Well, for one, u’re 52 years old. And for another, u’re the Principal! =)
