Wife: Honey….. What are you looking
for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? U’ve been reading
our marriage certificate 4 an
hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the
expiry date.
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Q – What is the Difference between
Mother & Wife?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world
crying… & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in
your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no
matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem
disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and
powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and
say to myself, “What other
problem Can there be greater than this
one?”
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Girl: When we get married, I want to
share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling,
but I don’t have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t
married yet.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with
Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right
thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s
lap.
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A newly married man asked his
wife, “Would you have married me if my
father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied
sweetly, “I’d have married you NO
MATTER
WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE”
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Father to son after exam: “let me see
your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He
wants to scare his parents.”
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do
you owe your success as a
millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe ev erything to my
wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some
woman. What were you before you
married her?”
Millionaire: “Billionaire”
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and
I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning
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A wife asked her husband: “What do you
like most in me my pretty face
or my body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and
replied: “I like your sense of
humor.
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