why did the chicken cross the road???

why did the chicken cross the road???

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross
roads.

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.

KARAM SINGH WALIA (TV3 News caster):
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat,
kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang
melintas
jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas
jalan
malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan
ini adalah pencemaran yang paling
hebat di maya pada masa ini. Bapa-bapa
dan ibu-ibu Ayam haruslah mengambil
inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar
menahan najis sewaktu melintas
jalan, sekian saya sudahi
dengan………
Ayam di jalan di lintaskan
Ayam di reban mati tak makan

KAMALHAASAN:
Haaaaaa….koliiii…koliiiiiiiiii….
ennoda koliyei yaaro trap panni, BBQ
seithittaanga…hhaaaaaa…haaaaaa….
manithar purinthu kolla ithu normal
chicken allaaaaa…athayum taandi ayam
serama…ayam serama…haaa aaaaa !!!!

SUPERSTAR RAJNI:
Kannaaaa….oru chicken nee
saapta…100 chicken kanavuley
varum..ithu naan sollaley..antha
mahaan Babaji sonnaaru.
Naan enna solrenaa..intha ulagathuley
athigama chicken kill panre
ambilayum…athigama chicken porichi
saapudra pombalayum..healthy ah
vaalnthata saritiramey illai….HA HA
HA…ithu eppadi irukku..??

JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean,
why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask,
“What the heck was this chicken doing
walking around all over the place
anyway?”

VIJAYKANTH:
Intha ulagathulae motham more than
25653.98 million chicken farm
irukku…calculate panni paatha en
moolai ellam kolambi…oru nalaikki
ennoda medical selavu 2340 rupees
50paisa avuthu…4 d past 23 days,
naan romba kashta pattu ennidam
illatha moolai irruku poi sonnathaley
ennai saman pannitanggey..athanalay
ennoda settle selavu…100,000 rupees
65 paisa..ithu ellam naan nadichi
nadichi save panne sothu…34.89%
hilang pannuthe…

BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken
Office 2000, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your
checkbook.

*all the names and story is for fun only. Not related to any person.
It just creative text for fun.