**’Hello?’**
**’Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?’**
**’No, Daddy.**
**She’s upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Paul.’**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle
Paul.’**
**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in
the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.’**
Brief Pause.
**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want
you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and
shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy’s car just pulled into
the driveway.’**
**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the
phone.**
**’I did it, Daddy.’**
**’And what happened, honey?’ **
‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped
out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit
her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn’t moving at all!’**
**’Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle
Paul?’**
**’He jumped out of the bed with no
clothes on, too.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out
of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn’t know that you
took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I
think he’s dead.’**
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
**Then Daddy says,**
**’Swimming pool? ………..**
**Is this 486-5731?’*
**No, I think you have the wrong
number…….*
