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WIFE = Without Information, Fighting Everytime OR With Idiot For Ever?

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living…
But
Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living
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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Husband,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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