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Marriage Problem

Before Marriage – – –

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She:Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me? .
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!


After marriage – – – simply read from
bottom to top

*Just for fun reading only

idiot Guy – Rape Love Story

Guy: “Can we have sex right
now?”
Girl: “Can we do what?”
Guy: “You know,can I be your first,
finally?”
Girl: “Um…..no.”
Guy: “Why?”
Girl: “Because, 1. you have a
girlfriend, who happens to be my
friend…….”
Guy: “So, if you don’t tell, I won’t
tell.”
Girl: “Besides that, I’m waiting for
someone special.Someone that I want to
be with for the rest of my life to be
my first.”
Guy: “I’m not special to you?”
Girl: “You’re my friend.That’s all.”
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5
minutes pass…….
Guy: starts to run his hand up the
girl’s thigh.
Girl:moves his hand,”Don’t touch me.”.
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl:screams, “Would you stop.”
Guy:continues trying.
Girl: moves tothe back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and
gets in the backseat with the girl.He
starts to kiss her.
Girl:pushes him off and scoots
over, “Please, don’t do this.”
Guy: “Don’t do what, I know you want
it, I can see it in your eyes.” Moves
over to her and starts to unbutton her
pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, “No,
don’t.”
Guy:getting aggravated, punches her and
tells her to stop “playing hard to
get”.
Girl:crying, continues to fight.
Guy:punches her harder, pulls her pants
off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates
her, “NO, please don’t
do this to me!”
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes………
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl:sits on the corner of the seat,
sobbing.
Guy:looks at her and says, “You better
not tell anybody about this. If you’re
really my friend, you won’t tell
anybody about this. You know I love
you.” He reaches out his hand to touch
her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, “Just take me home,
now.”
Guy: “Alright.” Gets in the front
seat and drives her home.
2 months later………
Girl: “Doctor, what’s wrong with me. I
haven’t had my time of the month in 2
months.”
Doctor:looks at her, “You haven’t been
having your “time” for a reason.”
Girl: looks at him and says, “Why?”
dreading the answer that she was sure
to receive.
Doctor: “You are pregnant.”
Girl: faints. The story gets out that
she is pregnant, and people start
looking to the Guy. He claims that it
isn’t his because she was sleeping with
every guy in the school(which was a
lie). He goes to her and tells
her, “I’m telling you, if you lie to
people and say that I raped you, I’ll
kill you.”

The Girl is completely devastated.
First, he took her virginity and got
her
pregnant….then he lied about it. She
was completely depressed……the girl
commits suicide by drug overdose…….