http://thestar.com.my/comics/kee/kee.asp?id=080402.

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**’Hello?’** **’Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?’** **’No, Daddy.** **She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’** **’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now.’** Brief Pause. **’Uh, okay then,.

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GaLs, Read ThiS If Ur One GoeS To THE pub  A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening,tests later confirmed the repeat rapes.

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1 DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health. < br>2 DON’T SLEEP WITH BRA Scientist s in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than.

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10. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished. 9 . Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a.

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Seorang pesakit mental cuba membunuh dirinya dengan terjun ke dalam sebuah sungai tetapi berjaya diselamatkan oleh seorang pesakit mental yang lain pula. Tidak lama kemudian pesakit yang menyelamatkan temannya itu dipanggil oleh doktor yang merawat mereka. Doktor: Hari ini saya ada dua berita baik untuk awak. satu berita baik, dan 1 lagi berita buruk..

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Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards ! ********** Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on.

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Wife: Honey….. What are you looking for? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?? Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date. ********** Q – What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures.

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KUTTAPPA’S ROBOT One day Kuttappa’s dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Kuttappa returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, ‘Son why are you late from school’? Kuttappa answered, ‘Dad we had.

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How many of us understood the real meaning of Potentiality & Reality? Not sure? Read this moral story and enjoy yourself. Youngest Son: “Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between “Potentiality” and “reality”?” Dad: “I will show you” Dad turns to his wife and asks her: “Would you sleep with Robert Redford for.

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