1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in.

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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! ********** Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already.

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Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer: “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black or white ?”.

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Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a.

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”. Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says “Johny Walker single” Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single” Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”.

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World Clock You have never seen a clock like this before. Look real close and read what it is telling you……… http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf.

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Twenty +3 Things to Always Remember 1. The biggest handicap in the world is negative thinking. 2. He who cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. 3. Patience carries a lot of wait. 4. It is better to be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all.

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You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground,a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. The only possible way is.

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Why Ladies today are still single? 1. The nice men are ugly. 2. The handsome men are not nice. 3. The handsome and nice men are gay. 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have No money. 6. The men.

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae..

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1 DON’T SLEEP WITH WATCH Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health. < br>2 DON’T SLEEP WITH BRA Scientist s in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than.

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A young businessman had just started his ow n business. He’d rented a beautiful office and had it brilliantly decorated. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the young businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working a big deal. He was.

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”. Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”. *************************************** ******** Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says “Johny Walker single” Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single” Sardar says – “Baljith.

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Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)? Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)! Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this? Caller : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)!.

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Hi Friends and Visitor, i am once again with one of my artwork. This time, we go for my computer graphic class. This is one of my very interesting subject in my diploma. Very Addicted with the subject coursework. I Simply love it. It added with the use of iMac Computers. At the bigins.

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Some Friends Are Forever Sometimes in life, you find a special friend: Someone who changes your life by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can’t stop; Someone who makes you believe that there is really good in this world. This is forever friendship. When you’re down, and the world.

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the.

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soya bean info All of us know that soyabean drink provides good protein to our body… but many of us doesn’t know that there are certain days we should avoid. Soyabean drinks are best consume on hot sunny days where the sun is burning and glaring. The soya milk will gives lots of nutrients.

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A 16-year-old boy comes home with a brand-new Porsche one day. As you might expect, his parents freak out a little bit. “Where on Earth did you get that car?” demands his mother. “I bought it today,” the boy calmly replies “With what money?” his parents exclaim. “We know what a Porsche costs.” “With.

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10. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished. 9 . Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a.

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