**’Hello?’** **’Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?’** **’No, Daddy.** **She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’** **’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now.’** Brief Pause. **’Uh, okay then,.

Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer: “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black or white ?”.

Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a.

To: Question and the Answer given by Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services – THE most difficult examination in India. Candidates are graduate Officers now. Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are.

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”. Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says “Johny Walker single” Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single” Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”.

You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground,a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. The only possible way is.

“Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni…… “Anna, Batu caves entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla “Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar,.

01 . Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum? Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum. 02 . One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why? Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film . 03 . Two Wheeler Thought ‘Hero honda’la hero pogalam.

A young businessman had just started his ow n business. He’d rented a beautiful office and had it brilliantly decorated. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the young businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he was working a big deal. He was.