Husband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi,wat ru doin?" His honest reply,"MISSING U" ————————— Cool Msg by a woman- Dear Mother-in-law, "Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children, I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" —————————-.

Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living… But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living ************ Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever ************ Wife: I wish I was a newspaper.

When people listen to Daler Mehndi When people listen to Daler Mehndi … nice hindustani song dance by western white guys… Its lovely… Interesting.

3 Easy Ways to Die : Take a Cigar daily – You will die 10 years early. Drink Rum daily – You will die 30 years early. Love Someone Truly – You will die daily. 2. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks.

One morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school! But why, Mom? I don’t want to go. Gimme 2 reasons why u don’t want to go. Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’ …Oh, that’s no reason.

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in.

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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! ********** Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already.

**’Hello?’** **’Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?’** **’No, Daddy.** **She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’** **’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now.’** Brief Pause. **’Uh, okay then,.