20. "That’s weird…" 19. "It’s never done that before." 18. "It worked yesterday." 17. "How is that possible?" 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 14. "There is something funky in your data." 13. "I haven’t touched that module in weeks!".
Read More →A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me That’s Direct Marketing. 2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He’ is very rich, marry him – That’s Advertising..
Read More →Husband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi,wat ru doin?" His honest reply,"MISSING U" ————————— Cool Msg by a woman- Dear Mother-in-law, "Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children, I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" —————————-.
Read More →Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living… But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living ************ Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means… Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever ************ Wife: I wish I was a newspaper.
Read More →When people listen to Daler Mehndi When people listen to Daler Mehndi … nice hindustani song dance by western white guys… Its lovely… Interesting.
Read More →3 Easy Ways to Die : Take a Cigar daily – You will die 10 years early. Drink Rum daily – You will die 30 years early. Love Someone Truly – You will die daily. 2. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks.
Read More →One morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school! But why, Mom? I don’t want to go. Gimme 2 reasons why u don’t want to go. Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’ …Oh, that’s no reason.
Read More →1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in.
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