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Nice sentences (just for laughing purpose ;-)?

  1. 3 Easy Ways to Die :

    Take a Cigar daily – You will die 10 years early.

    Drink Rum daily – You will die 30 years early.

    Love Someone Truly – You will die daily.

    2. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

    her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

    3.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

    Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD

    After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY

    4. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

    1. Tele-Phone

    2. Tele-Vision

    3. Tell to Woman

    Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

    5.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

    6… Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

    Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

    Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

    7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.

    If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

    8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

    9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL .

    10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

    Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake

(just for laughing purpose ;-)? – not related to anyone.

11 rules your kids did not and will not learn in school

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!
Rule 2: The world doesn’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.