smile on view

smiles

Wedding at monorail…

Newly-weds: Nathawat and Fanny posing at the driver’s seat onboard a chartered KL Monorail train.

One man’s Dream 2010

Our Man is sitting in his office, worn down by the weight of life in this hustling, bustling city…
He dreams of the simple life and nature, peace and tranquility.
One man’s short dream and then . . . back to reality

One man’s Dream 2010

Aishwarya Rai–Miss World 1994–crown event video

Real Name: Aishwarya Rai
Date Of Birth: 1 November 1973
Birth Place: Mangalore, Karnataka, India
Residence : Mumbai, Maharashtra, India

Miss World 1994 Final question
Miss World 1994 Crowning

Beautiful miss world Aishwarya Rai.  One of her earliest modelling assignment was, when she was in the ninth grade, for Camlin Pencils. One of her professors at Jai Hind College took pictures of her which were published in a fashion magazine. In 1991 Rai took part in the Ford Supermodel Contest and also appeared in Vogue Magazine. She has been on the cover of Vogue three times.

Rai became popular after appearing in a Pepsi commercial with actor Aamir Khan. She modelled for Longines watches, Coca-Cola, Lakmé Cosmetics, Casio pager, Philips, Palmolive, Lux, and Fuji films. She continued to model while pursuing her studies in architecture. She was named the official brand ambassador for De Beers diamonds in India.

In the 1994 Miss India contest, she won second place, behind Sushmita Sen, and was crowned Miss India World. She went on to win the Miss World title the same year, where she also won the Miss Photogenic award. After winning the pageant, she gave up her studies and spent one year reigning as Miss World in London. Rai continued to pursue a career as a model until she became an actress.

Panjabi song with western guys dance

When people listen to Daler Mehndi

When people listen to Daler Mehndi … nice hindustani song dance by western white guys… Its lovely… Interesting

Titanic (Indian Titanic)

One morning, a mother went in to wake up her son

One morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!
But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.
Gimme 2 reasons why u don’t want to go.
Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’
…Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.
Gimme two reasons why I should go to school.
Well, for one, u’re 52 years old. And for another, u’re the Principal! =)

WOW-Girls would love it -Watch It Guys

Swasame – Tamil Short Film

Indian Temples at india

Dakshineswar Kali Temple, Dakshineswar (near Kolkata), West Bengal

Kedarnath temple, Kedarnath, Uttarakhand

Lord Kalabhairaveshwara Temple , Adichunchanagiri Math (95 Km from Bangalore ), Karnataka

Sri Dharmasthala Manjunatheshwara Temple , Dharmasthala (75 kms from Mangalore), Karnataka

Sri Krishna Temple , Guruvayur, Kerala

Sri Shantadurga temple, Ponda, Goa

Suchindram Temple , Kanyakumari, Tamil Nadu..

Sri Madhuru Madananteshwara Siddivinayaka Temple , Madhur (50 kms from Mangalore), Kerala

Sri Padmanabhaswamy Temple, Thiruvananthapuram, Kerala

The best part of the temple is the the huge idol of Lord Vishnu sleeping over the snake is turning into gold(it weighs almost 700 kg)! It is believed that when Mahmud of Ghazni invaded India in the middle ages, the people of the then kingdom invented a black coating which would not wear out even by the strongest chemicals. They coated the large idol with this so that the plunderers wont come to know that its made up of gold. they were unable to remove the coating after the invaders left. But recently, in the past 10 yrs or so the coating is finally wearing out little by little.

Sri Virupaksha Temple , Hampi, Karnataka

Sri Venkateswara Temple , Tirumala, Andhra Pradesh

Sri Gokarnanatheshwara Temple , Mangalore, Karnataka

Sri Ramanathaswamy Temple Corridor, Rameshwaram, Tamil Nadu

Sri Ranganathaswamy Kovil ( Temple ), Srirangam (Near Trichy), Tamil Nadu

Arulmigu Meenakshi Sundareswarar ThiruKovil, Madurai , Tamil Nadu

Shore Temple , Mahabalipuram, Tamil Nadu

Arulmigu Arunachaleswarar Temple , Thiruvannamalai, Tamil Nadu

Brihadeeshwar temple, Thanjavur, Tamil Nadu.

The Gopuram of this Temple does not cast any Shadow. Also the Vimaanam( top of the gopuram) of this temple is made of one Single Stone.

Nataraja Temple , Chidambaram, Tamil Nadu

Sree Seetha Ramachandra Swamivari Temple , Bhadrachalam, Andhra Pradesh

Sri Kalahastheshwara Temple, Kalahasti, Andhra Pradesh

The Only Hindu Temple in the world which is opened even during Lunar and Solar Eclipses as the Graha Doshas do not effect this Temple .

Kanchi Kamakshi Amman Temple , Kancheepuram, Tamil Nadu

Arulmigu Sarangapani Temple – Kumbakonam, Tamil Nadu

Tiruchendur Sri Subrahmanya Swami Devasthanam, Tiruchendur, Tamil Nadu

Sri Sharadamba Temple , Sringeri Sharada Peetham, Sringeri (101 km from Mangalore), Karnataka

Sri Hoysaleshvara Temple , Halebidu (Near Hassan), Karnataka

Sri Chennakesava Temple , Belur (Near Hassan), Karnataka

Chamundeswari Temple , Chamundi Hills, Mysore , Karnataka

Sri Krishna Mutt/Temple, Udupi (60 kms from Mangalore), Karnataka.

Murudeshwara Temple , Murudeshwar (165 km from Mangalore), Karnataka.

Truth of Dasavatharams – Review

If you knew the real dasavatharams of Lord Vishnu and their characters you can appreciate the script more. Let me explain, starting with the best adapted role:

1. Krishna avatar – Vincent Poovaraghavan

Lord krishna is actually a dalit, he is dark-skinned [shyamalam]. He saved draupadi when she was being violated and he was the actual diplomat in mahabharatham. Lord krishna dies of an arrow striking his lower leg. Now look at how vincent was introduced.. he appears when asin is about to be molested and he saves her like draupadi. Vincent is the dalit diplomat, fights for land issue [soil issue to be exact] and dies from the metal rod striking his leg. Oh even five of vincent’s men are drugged at P. Vasu’s.. sounds familiar???

2. Balarama avatar – Balarama naidu

This is an easy given. as the name suggests and the role personifies you can easily get it.

3. Mathsya avatar – Ranagaraja nambi

nambi is thrown into water in an act of trying to save lord from being thrown into sea, though vainly. what more clue do you want?

4. Varaha avatar – Krishnaveni paatti

During the mukunda song, krishnaveni paatti does varaha avatar in the shadow puppetry. The frame freezes on it for a second. there is the clue. Moreover, in varaha avatar lord actually hides earth so as to protect life forms. Here too krishnaveni hides the germs – life form inside the statue so as to protect.

5. Vamana avatar – Kalifulla khan

remember in vamana avatar, lord vishnu takes the vishvaroopa, that is the giant form! Hence the giant kalifulla here symbolises vamana avatar.

6. Parasurama avatar – Christian Fletcher

Parasurama is actually on an angry killing spree and killed 21 generations of the particular kshatriya vamsa. Hence the real KILLER… Guess what thats what our Fletcher is! He comes around with the gun [modern upgrade for axe] and kills everyone around. I have to check if he kills 21 people though. 😀

7. Narasimha avatar – Shingen Narahashi

first of all the name itself is a play on the words singam [means lion in tamil] and narasimha [the avatar being symbolised]. Lord Narasimha manifests himelf to kill the bad guy and he also teaches prahaladha. In the movie, he shows up to kill the killer fletcher! and is also a teacher.. Lord Narasimha had to kill the asura with bare hands and hence the martial arts exponent here.. get it?

8. Rama avatar – Avatar Singh

Lord Rama stands for the one man one woman maxim, kind of symbolising true love.. Here Avatar portrays that spirit by saying that he loves his woman more than anything and wants to live for her.

9. Kalki avatar – Govindaraj Ramasamy

As you know, the hero in kaliyug can be none other than the Kalki avatar!!!

10. Koorma avatar – Bush

This is the most loose adaptation I couldn’t clearly comprehend. But if you look at the real koorma avatar, the lord is the turtle/tortoise that helps in stirring the ksheera sagara and bringing out the amruth. This essentially creates war among the devas and asuras. Similarly today Bush facilitates war between you know whom… May be Kamal also indicates that this avatar is a bit dumb like the tortoise…

you see…now u knw what does the movie trying to tell you….a super-duper movie…..kamal rocks…..

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN new era when…

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that

they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if

anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the

screen.

8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn’t have

The first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and

you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your

coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

: )

12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this

message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list

Our Karma

Karma means “action” or any
action that
brings a reaction that binds us to the
material world. Although the idea of
karma is generally associated with
Eastern philosophy, many people in the
West are also coming to understand that
karma is a natural principle, like time
or gravity, and no less inescapable.
For
every action there is a reaction. If we
cause pain and suffering to other
living
beings, we must endure pain and
suffering in return, both individually
and collectively.

We reap what we saw, in this life and
the next, for nature has her own
justice. No one can escape the law of
karma, except those who understand how
it works.

To understand how karma can cause war,
for example, let’s take an illustration
from the Vedas. Sometimes a fire is
started in a bamboo forest when the
trees rub together. The real cause of
the fire is not the trees but the wind
that moves them. The trees are only the
instruments. In the same way two
nations
are not the real causes of the friction
that may exist between them, the real
cause is the karma generated by the
world’s supposedly innocent citizens.

According to the law of karma, the
neighborhood supermarket or hamburger
stand has more to do with the threat of
war than anything else does. We recoil
with horror at the prospects of nuclear
war while we permit equally horrifying
massacres every day inside the world’s
automated slaughterhouses.

The person who eats an animal may
say “I
haven’t killed anything” but when
buying
neatly packaged meat at the superstore
you are paying someone else to kill for
you, then both of you bring upon
yourselves the reactions of karma.

Can it be anything but hypocritical to
march for peace and then go to
McDonald’s for a hamburger or go home
to
grill a steak or have ‘Chicken tikka or
chicken biriyani’? This is the very
duplicity that George Bernard Shaw
condemned:

We are living graves of murdered beasts
Slaughtered to satisfy our appetites
We never pause to wonder at our feasts
If animals like men could possibly have
rights.
We pray on Sunday that we may have
light,
To guide our footsteps on the paths we
tread.
We are sick of war; we do not want to
fight,
And we gorge ourselves upon the dead.

Ahimsa allows the animal to live a
natural evolutionary progress. However
if it is killed it will need to return
to live out the rest of its life in
that
same species.

Those who understand the laws of karma
know that peace will not come from
marches and petitions, but rather from
a campaign to educate people about the
consequences of murdering innocent
animals not to mention unborn children.

God is the life giver and only he
decided when to take it back……

Sexy lingerie for for the dead???

http://thestar.com.my/comics/kee/kee.asp?id=080402

telephone call joke .

**’Hello?’**

**’Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?’**

**’No, Daddy.**
**She’s upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Paul.’**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle
Paul.’**

**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in
the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.’**

Brief Pause.

**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want
you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and
shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy’s car just pulled into
the driveway.’**

**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the
phone.**

**’I did it, Daddy.’**

**’And what happened, honey?’ **

‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped
out of bed with Read the rest of this entry »

Reason Why Never Visit A 5* Hotel

Question : “What would you like to
have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?”

Answer: “tea please”

Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea,
Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or
green tea ?”

Answer : “Ceylon tea ”

Question : “How would you like it ?
black or white ?”

Answer: “white”

Question: “Milk, Whitener, or
Condensed milk ?”

Answer: “With milk ”

Question: “Goat milk, Camel milk or
cow milk”

Answer: “With cow milk please.

Question: ” Milk from Freeze land cow
or Afrikaner cow?”

Answer: ” Um, I’ll take it black. ”

Question: ” Would you like it with
sweetener, sugar or honey?”

Answer: “With sugar”

Question: ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?”

Answer: “Cane sugar ”

Question:” White , brown or yellow
sugar ?”

Answer: “Forget about tea just give me
a glass of water instead.”

Question: “Mineral water or still
water ? ”

Answer: “Mineral water”

Question: “Flavored or non-flavored ?”

Answer: “I’ll rather die of thirst

Why? WHY? wHY?

Why is it that people say they ‘slept
like a baby’ when babies wake up every
two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court,
is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote
control when we know the batteries are
flat?

Why do banks charge a fee
on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know
there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you
say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for
death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with
his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the
word ‘lisp’?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking
spaces for ‘normal’ people at the
Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside
today and it’s going to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it’s true that we are here to help
others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than
single ones or does it only seem
longer?

Do you cry under water?

How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall
buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the
ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder……

Who was the first person to look at a
cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze

these pink dangly things here, and
drink whatever comes out?’

Who was the first person to say, ‘See
that chicken there… I’m gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta it’s
bum.’

Why
do toasters always have a setting so
high that could burn the toast to
a horrible crisp, which no decent
human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and
not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist
when asking for the time, but don’t

point to their bum when they ask where
the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician,
Gynaecologist leave the room when you
get undressed if they are going to
look up there anyway ?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto
remains on all fours? They’re both
dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams? Do
they dream??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are
tests? (This one kills me!!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from ?

If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

Stop singing and read
on . . . . . . . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full
effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow
in a dog’s face, he gets mad at

you, but when you take him on a car
ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

Does pushing the elevator button more
than once make it arrive faster?

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS

To:

Question and the Answer given by
Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS
(Indian Administrative Services – THE
most difficult examination in
India. Candidates are graduate
Officers now.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a
concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are Read the rest of this entry »

Sartaji Jokes – Funny!

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having
dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you
divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you
bastard”.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker
single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch
single”
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boss : I am giving u job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting
salary is o.k…….but? ? Read the rest of this entry »

World Clock!

World Clock

You have never seen a clock like this
before. Look real close and read what
it is telling you………

http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf

Positive thinking

Having a bit of positive thinking can
help you realise the things that you
never thought possible.

Step 1: Take passionate action towards
living your life by design. Talk is
cheap. Action = success of a
passionately authentic future.
Successful People turn their dreams
into reality by Taking Action

Step 2: Commit to yourself to create
successful life you can be proud of
Instead of reacting, commit to
Read the rest of this entry »