smile on view



Some Friends Are Forever
Sometimes in life,
you find a special friend:
Someone who changes your life by
being part of it.

Someone who makes you laugh
until you can’t stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there is really good in this world.
This is forever friendship.

When you’re down,
and the world seems dark and empty,
your forever friends lifts you up
in spirit and makes that dark and empty
world suddenly seem bright and full.

If you find such friend,
you feel happy and complete
you have a forever friend for life!……

Girls can also think

One morning the husband returns after
several hours of

fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake,
the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are
you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies,
(thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,”
he informs her.

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not
fishing. I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any
moment. I’ll have to take you in and
write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge
you with sexual assault,” says the

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says
the game warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the
equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who
reads. It’s likely she can also think.

Japanese popping competition; J-girl Kazumi

Japanese popping competition; J-girl Kazumi

soya bean info

soya bean info

All of us know that soyabean drink
provides good
protein to our body… but
many of us doesn’t know that there
are certain days
we should avoid.

Soyabean drinks are best consume on
hot sunny days
where the sun is burning
and glaring. The soya milk will
gives lots of
nutrients to the body, as the
body is able to absorb the protein

However, *Avoid* the drink when the
weather is
cloudy or raining. Taking the
drink in these weathers, the body
will not be able
to take in the protein
thus will result in a disease
called “GOUT” or “high
acidic urine” due to
the high protein residue in the
body, after a long

This disease will cause pain to your
knee joints and
it will only be in
control when you control your food
intake of
proteins and medications. The
pain is unbearable and usually you
will have no idea
what you have taken to
cause the pain. Food like soya
beans, ikan bilis,
broccoli, spinach,
peanuts, animal organs ( i.e. pork
liver) etc will
have to be avoided to
prevent the pain from attacking.

So my friends, pass this to your
family, relatives
and friends to keep an
alert of the pros and cons of
soyabean milk and when
it is to be taken and

brand-new Porsche = $15 – jokes

A 16-year-old boy comes home with a
brand-new Porsche one day. As you might
expect, his parents freak out a little

“Where on Earth did you get that car?”
demands his mother.

“I bought it today,” the boy calmly

“With what money?” his parents exclaim.

“We know what a Porsche costs.”

“With my allowance money,” answers the

“It was just 15 bucks. And look, here’s
the title to it!”

This gets the parents even more worked

“Fifteen bucks??? Who the heck sells a
brand-new Porsche for fifteen bucks?”
they ask.

“It was the lady that just moved in up
the street,” says the boy.

“I don’t know her name. She saw me ride
past on my bike and asked me if I
to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”

“Well, there must have been some kind
mistake,” says the mother.

Turning to her husband, she
says, “John,
you go right up there and see what’s
going on.”

So the boy’s father walks up the
where he finds an attractive middle-
woman in the front yard planting
petunias. He introduces himself and
he’s looking for a woman who just sold
Porsche to his son.

“Oh, yes,” she responds.

“That was me. I hope he’s enjoying it!”

“Er… yes, very much,” replies the

“But to tell you the truth, we can’t
understand what just happened. Why in
the world did you sell it for such a

“Well,” she says, “this morning I got a
phone call from my husband. I thought
was on a business trip, but I learned
from a friend that he ran off to Hawaii
with his secretary and really doesn’t
plan to come back. He said he was
stranded and asked me to sell his new
Porsche and send him the money. So I

Top 10 Answering Machine Messages – Nice

10. My wife and I can’t come to the
phone right now, but if you’ll leave
your name and number, we’ll get back to
you as soon as we’re finished.

9 . Hello, you are talking to a
I am capable of receiving messages. My
owners do not need siding, windows or a
tub, and their carpets are clean. They
give to charity at the office and don’t
need their picture taken. If you’re
still with me, leave your name and home
phone number and they will get back to

8 . This is not an answering machine –
this is a telepathic thought-recording
device. After the tone, think about
name, your number, and your reason for
calling…. and I’ll think about
returning your call.

7 . Hi! John’s answering machine is
broken. This is his refrigerator.
speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your
message to myself with one of these

6 . Hi. This is John: If you are the
phone company, I already sent the
If you are my parents, please send
money. If you are my bank, you didn’t
lend me enough money. If you are my
friends, you owe me money. If you are a
female, don’t worry, I have LOTS of

5 . A is for academics, B is for beer.
One of those reasons is why we’re not
here. So, leave a message.

4 . Hello! If you leave a message, I’ll
call you soon. If you leave a”sexy”
message, I’ll call sooner.

3 . Hi. Now YOU say something.

2 . Hi. I’m probably home, I’m just
avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me
a message, and if I don’t call back,
it’s you.

And the Number 1 Actual Answering
Machine Message Recorded and Verified
The World Famous International
of Answering Machine Messages.

1 . Hello, you’ve reached Jim and
We can’t pick up the phone right now,
because we’re doing something we really
enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and
and I like doing it left to right…
real slowly. So leave a message, and
when we’re done brushing our teeth,
we’ll call you back.

Bunuh Diri (jokes)

Seorang pesakit mental cuba membunuh dirinya dengan terjun ke dalam sebuah sungai tetapi berjaya diselamatkan oleh seorang pesakit mental yang lain pula. Tidak lama kemudian pesakit yang menyelamatkan temannya itu dipanggil oleh doktor yang merawat mereka.

Hari ini saya ada dua berita baik untuk awak. satu berita baik, dan 1 lagi berita buruk.

Pesakit mental:
Apa dia doktor?

Pertama sekali,tahniah kerana awak dah menunjukkan tanda-tanda hampir sembuh daripada penyakit awak kerana awak telah meyelamatkan seorang pesakit yang cuba membunuh diri semalam. Berita buruk pula, pesakit yang awak selamatkan itu didapati telah menggantung dirinya selepas awak selamatkan semalam. Malang sungguh.

Pesakit mental:
Oh! begitu rupanya. Sebenarnya saya yang menggantungnya supaya dia kering dengan cepat..hee..

Doktor: #@**_!!*&^_

Fun with name…

Fun with name…
So, now what your name stands for ????

A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.

B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.

C You definitely have a partier side in you, don’t be shy to show it.

D You have trouble trusting people.

E You are a very exciting person.

F Everyone loves you.

G You have excellent ways of viewing people.

H You are not judgmental.

I You are always smiling and making others smile.

J Jealously

K You like to try new things.

L Love is something you deeply believe in.

M Success comes easily to you.

N You like to work, but you always want a break.

O You are very open-minded.

P You are very friendly and understanding.

Q You are a hypocrite.

R You are a social butterfly.

S You are very broad-minded.

T You have an attitude, a big one.

U You feel like you have to equal up to people’s standards.

V You have a very good physique and looks.

W You like your privacy.

X You never let people tell you what to do.

Y You cause a lot of trouble.

Z You’re always fighting with someone

About our 5 fingers

simple knowledge, but we have to know for daily talking with families n friendsWhy should the wedding ring be worn on
the fourth finger?

There is a beautiful and convincing
explanation given by the Chinese

Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your
Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents
your children

Firstly, open your palms (face to
face), bend the middle fingers and
hold them together – back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining
three fingers and the thumb – tip to

Now, try to separate your thumbs
(representing the parents)…, they
will open, because your parents are
not destined to live with you
lifelong, and have to leave you sooner
or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and
separate your Index fingers
(representing siblings)…., they will
also open, because your brothers and
sisters will have their own families
and will have to lead theirow separate

Now join the Index fingers and
separate your Little fingers
(representing your children)…., they
will open too, because the children
also will get married and settle down
on their own some day.

Finally, join your Little fingers, and
try to separate your Ring fingers
(representing your spouse).
You will be surprised to see that you
just CANNOT….., because Husband &
Wife have to remain together all their
lives – through thick and thin!!

Please try this out………….

Jokes – Part II = enjoy it.

Titanic was sinking.

An Englishman asked Santa, “How far is
Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards !


Two days of powercut in Delhi had made
life miserable. Worst affected was
Metro station where families of Santa &
Banta were struck for 48 hrs on


How did Santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and
dropped it from there to die.


Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I
have lost it too.


Santa was drawing money from ATM.
who was just behind him in the line
said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.


Santa falls in love with a nurse…
After much thinking, he finally writes
love letter to her: “I luv u sister .”


Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh
goes for a walk in evening?

Banta: Very simple, because he is PM
not AM.


Teacher: What should be in a book to
make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover
on the girl .


A lady calls Santa for repairing door

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m
coming daily since 4 days, I press the
bell but no one comes out.


Lady to inspector Santa: My husband
to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t
came back yet!

Santa: Why don’t u cook something
else? .


An Englishman and Santa inside the

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Santa: Good evening, we open the zip


Santa opened a petrol pump, but not
one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second


Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your
last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and
didn’t tell me where.


Santa and Banta went for a drive.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window,
are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No,
Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”


Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his
wife’s lover is crying furiously…

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don’t
buddy, I will marry again.


Why did Santa keep the door open while

Because he was afraid that someone
watch him from the key hole.


Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming
home . The steering, dash board, gears
of car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am
coming , earlier I sat on the back



Wife: Honey….. What are you looking
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? U’ve been reading
our marriage certificate 4 an
Husband: I was just looking 4 the
expiry date.

Q – What is the Difference between
Mother & Wife?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world
crying… & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

Wife: You always carry my photo in
your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no
matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem

Wife: You see how miraculous and
powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and
say to myself, “What other
problem Can there be greater than this

Girl: When we get married, I want to
share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.

Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling,
but I don’t have any worries or

Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t
married yet.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with
Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s

A newly married man asked his
wife, “Would you have married me if my
father hadn’t left me a fortune?”

“Honey,” the woman replied
sweetly, “I’d have married you NO

Father to son after exam: “let me see
your report card.”

Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He
wants to scare his parents.”

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do
you owe your success as a

Millionaire: “I owe ev erything to my

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some
woman. What were you before you
married her?”

Millionaire: “Billionaire”

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and
I’ll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning
A wife asked her husband: “What do you
like most in me my pretty face
or my body?”

He looked at her from head to toe and
replied: “I like your sense of

The value of a smile – Lets Smile Always

The value of a smile is priceless,
yet it is the cheapest, easiest, most
rewarding and most sincere gift to
anyone that crosses your path. A smile
makes a person’s day, anybody’s day
even a stranger’s day. A smile is
infectious. Start infecting people
with your smile today.

A smile is nature’s best antidote for
discouragement. It brings rest to the
weary, sunshine to those who are sad,
and hope to those who are hopeless and

A smile is so valuable that it can’t
be bought, begged, borrowed, or taken
away against your will. You have to be
willing to give a smile away before it
can do anyone else any good.

So if someone is too tired or grumpy
to flash you a smile, let him have one
of yours anyway. Nobody needs a smile
as much as the person who has none to

“If you’re not using your smile,
you’re like a man with a million
dollars in the bank and no checkbook.”

They laugh at me thinking that i’m
different !
I laugh at them coz they all are alike

(By Swami Vivekananda)

1line Jokes

Judge: Why did you hit your husband
with a chair?”
Wife: “I couldn’t lift the table.”


“What did one ghost say to another?”
“Do you believe in people?”


My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the
dog and the dog begins to bark.


They call our language the mother
tongue because the father seldom gets
to speak.


“Room Service? Can you send up a
” Please wait someone else is using


When I told the doctor about my loss
of memory, he made me pay in advance.


“Where did you get those big eyes?”
“They came with the face.”


I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife
had already seen Niagara Falls .


But the psychiatrist really helped me
a lot. I would never answer the phone,
because I was afraid. Now I answer it
whether it rings or not.


It was love at first sight. Then I
took a second look !!


“Look, guide, here are some lion
“Good. You see where they go and I’ll
find out where they came from.”


“Do you think I”ll lose my looks as I
get older?”
“Yes if you’re lucky.”


A modern artist is one who throws
paint on canvas, wipes it off with a
cloth and sells the cloth.


“Has there been any insanity in your
“Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he’s
the boss.”


I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.


“My wife doesn’t know what she wants.”
” You’re lucky. My wife does.”


We have a quiet home life. I don’t
speak to her and she doesn’t speak to


“What do use for washing dishes?”
“Oh, I tried many things but found my
husband best. ”


“Why don’t you give your husband a
“What, I have lived with him for ten
years and now I should make him


“Young man, do you think you can
handle a variety of work?”
“I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12
different jobs in four months.”




One day Kuttappa’s dad bought a robot.

The robot was special in that it could
detect a lie and would slap the
person who lied on the face.

Kuttappa returned late from school
that day and his dad asked him,
‘Son why are you late from school’?

Kuttappa answered, ‘Dad we had extra
classes today’.

Much to his astonishment the Robot
jumped up and slapped Kuttappa on his

His dad told him son this robot is
special in that he can detect a lie
and will then slap the person who lied
now come on tell me the truth,

‘Why are you late?’

‘Dad I went for a movie’,

‘Which movie?’

‘The Ten Commandments’,

Splatt Kuttappa got a tight slap on
the face from the robot.

‘No dad honest I went for the movie
Sex Queen.’

Shame on you son when I was your age I
never used to do such shameful things.

‘Splatt, the dad gets a tight slap on
the face from the robot.

Hearing all this, Kuttappa’s mother
comes walking out of the kitchen
saying, ‘

‘After all he is your son’, to which
the robot steps up and gives a
resounding slap on Kuttappa¬Ęs mothers


Stop and ask yourself today, “How do I
really feel about myself? ” Before you
answer read these ten principles.

Better yet, keep them before you daily.


(1) Never think or speak negatively
about yourself; that puts you in
disagreement with God.


(2) Meditate on your God-given
strengths and learn to encourage
yourself, for much of the time nobody
else will.


(3) Don’t compare yourself to anybody
else. You’re unique, one of a kind, an
original. So don’t settle for being a copy.


(4) Focus on your potential, not your
limitations. Remember, God lives in you!


(5) Find what you like to do, do well,
and strive to do it with excellence.


(6) Have the courage to be different.
Be a God pleaser, not a people pleaser.


(7) Learn to handle criticism. Let it
develop you instead of discourage you.


(8) Determine your own worth instead of
letting others do it for you. They’ll
short-change you!


(9) Keep your shortcomings in
perspective – you’re still a work in


(10) Focus daily on your greatest
source of confidence – the God Who lives
in you !



How many of us understood the real
meaning of Potentiality & Reality?

Not sure? Read this moral story and
enjoy yourself.

Youngest Son: “Tell me Daddy, what is
the difference between
“Potentiality” and “reality”?”
Dad: “I will show you”

Dad turns to his wife and asks her:
“Would you sleep with Robert Redford
for 1 million dollars”?
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why did the chicken cross the road???

why did the chicken cross the road???

To get to the other side.

It is the nature of chickens to cross

I forget.

KARAM SINGH WALIA (TV3 News caster):
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat,
kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang
jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas
malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan
ini adalah pencemaran yang paling
hebat di maya pada masa ini. Bapa-bapa
dan ibu-ibu Ayam haruslah mengambil
inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar
menahan najis sewaktu melintas
jalan, sekian saya sudahi
Ayam di jalan di lintaskan
Ayam di reban mati tak makan

ennoda koliyei yaaro trap panni, BBQ
manithar purinthu kolla ithu normal
chicken allaaaaa…athayum taandi ayam
serama…ayam serama…haaa aaaaa !!!!

Kannaaaa….oru chicken nee
saapta…100 chicken kanavuley
varum..ithu naan sollaley..antha
mahaan Babaji sonnaaru.
Naan enna solrenaa..intha ulagathuley
athigama chicken kill panre
ambilayum…athigama chicken porichi
saapudra pombalayum..healthy ah
vaalnthata saritiramey illai….HA HA
HA…ithu eppadi irukku..??

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean,
why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask,
“What the heck was this chicken doing
walking around all over the place

Intha ulagathulae motham more than
25653.98 million chicken farm
irukku…calculate panni paatha en
moolai ellam kolambi…oru nalaikki
ennoda medical selavu 2340 rupees
50paisa avuthu…4 d past 23 days,
naan romba kashta pattu ennidam
illatha moolai irruku poi sonnathaley
ennai saman pannitanggey..athanalay
ennoda settle selavu…100,000 rupees
65 paisa..ithu ellam naan nadichi
nadichi save panne sothu…34.89%
hilang pannuthe…

I have just released the new Chicken
Office 2000, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your

*all the names and story is for fun only. Not related to any person.
It just creative text for fun.

33 Facts about Guyz – love story

1. Guys like their gadgets & bikes
more than a girl.

Guys don’t actually look after good-
looking girls. They prefer neat and
presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn’t
understand you, it simply means you’re
not thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day
but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly
care about .

5. When a guy really likes you, he’ll
disregard all your bad

6. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get
the girl’s attention.

8. When you touch a guy’s heart,
there’s no turning back.

9. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears
it as “try again tomorrow”. … so

10. You have to tell a guy what you
really want before he gets the message

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money
for lunch just to get you a couple of

13. A guy often thinks about the girl
who likes him. But this doesn’t mean
that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him
unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you
once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips
scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys’

18. Guys are very open about

19. It’s good to test a guy first
before you believe him. But don’t let
him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes
get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they
like even if they’re not that much

22. If a guy tells you about his
problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don’t need to give
advice … very true.

23. A usual act that proves that the
guy likes you is when he teases you.

24. Guys keep secrets that girls tell

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls’ height doesn’t really
matter to a guy but her weight
does! … very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with
their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls
are especially when the topic is about

30. You can truly say that a guy has
good intentions if you see him praying

31. If a guy says you’re beautiful,
that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love
them IF they are serious in your

Danger of sms……

Be careful when you SMS…
A True Story:

This lady has changed her habit on the
hand phone after her handbag was
stolen. Her handbag which contained
her mobile, credit card, purse etc.
was stolen.
Twenty minutes later when she called
her hubby, telling him what had
happened, her hubby says ‘I’ve just
received your SMS asking about our
Pin number and I’ve replied a little
while ago.’
When they rushed down to the bank, the
bank staff told them all the money was
already withdrawn. The pickpocket had
actually used the
stolen hand phone to sms ‘hubby’ in
the contact list and got hold of the
pin number.
Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all
the money from the bank account.

Moral of the lesson:

Do not disclose the relationship
between you and the person in your
contact list. Avoid using names like
Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart,
Mum etc…… and very importantly,
when sensitive info is being asked
thru SMS, CONFIRM by calling back.

27 august………what will happen? Planet Mars

*Two moon on 27 August*
*27th Aug the Whole World is waiting

Planet Mars will be the brightest in
the night sky starting August.

It will look as large as the full moon
to the naked eye. This will cultivate
on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within
34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to
watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am .
It will look like the earth has 2
moons. The next time Mars may come
this close is in 2287.