Who is Sardarji? Jokes

A Sardarji…..
# puts lipstick on the forehead
because he wants to makeup his mind.
# gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
# sends a fax with a postage stamp on
it.
# tries to drown a fish in waters.
# thinks socialism means partying.
# trips over a cordless phone.
# takes a ruler to bed to see how long
he slept.
# At the bottom of the application
where it says, “Sign here” he puts
Sagittarius.”
# studies for a blood test and fails.
# sells the car for gas money.
# misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22
twice instead.
# drives to the airport and sees a
sign that said, “Airport left”, he
turns around and goes home.
# gets locked in Furniture Shop and
sleeps on the floor…