17, October 2010

Nice sentences (just for laughing purpose ;-)?

  1. 3 Easy Ways to Die :

    Take a Cigar daily – You will die 10 years early.

    Drink Rum daily – You will die 30 years early.

    Love Someone Truly – You will die daily.

    2. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

    her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

    3.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

    Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD

    After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY

    4. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

    1. Tele-Phone

    2. Tele-Vision

    3. Tell to Woman

    Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

    5.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

    6… Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

    Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

    Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

    7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.

    If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

    8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

    9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL .

    10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

    Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake

(just for laughing purpose ;-)? – not related to anyone.