telephone call joke .


**’Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?’**

**’No, Daddy.**
**She’s upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Paul.’**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle

**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in
the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.’**

Brief Pause.

**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want
you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run
**And knock on the bedroom door and
shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy’s car just pulled into
the driveway.’**

**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the

**’I did it, Daddy.’**

**’And what happened, honey?’ **

‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped
out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit
her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn’t moving at all!’**

**’Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle

**’He jumped out of the bed with no
clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out
of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn’t know that you
took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I
think he’s dead.’**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**’Swimming pool? ………..**

**Is this 486-5731?’*

**No, I think you have the wrong

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